Canes in general are for sissies and limitations are all in the mind. You are only as limited as you think you are.
I shattered my ankle in an auto accident a dozen years ago and afterwards was advised to get a cane similar to this. What a joke; you fall and have more injuries, like fractured ribs. The same with a walker. To heck with those!
A better alternative might be to lose weight to relieve pressure off of the joints when you walk and stop being such a pussy and just power through the pain for few minutes after putting on some Ben-Gay, two pairs of socks and a pair of Uggs. Worked for me:)
Even using a wheelchair would be a better alternative as they are great for distance if you have upper arm strength and an alarmist doctor that said you shouldn't walk for 6 months. Screw that; I went back to work in 6 weeks. Also, sometimes it attracts a hot guy with a lot of upper body strength to assist you if he has a Florence Nightingale syndrome:)
A tried and true alternative with stairs, instead of any hokey method the physical therapist will tell to do with a friend and a walker that might kill you both (b*tch please) is to crouch to the first step and butt scoot down each step to the bottom.
Just sayin...the cane is a waste of time and money.
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I laugh so hard at this commercial every time it is on too.
Love the new banner too!
It's simultaneously hilarious and depressing. Somehow.
God help you if you have the slowest selling cane
I like their commercial :)
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Seriously..I want to get this for my Mom! How sad is that?
Oh, I've seen this before... crazy! lol I think I just really love it because of the play on words. That always gets me.
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Trissta
PS I'm loving the gray scheme of the blog. A little deviant from the usual black. :) I'm a fan.
Bah. It's genius and painful at the same time. I want one!!
Great new header, J!
it's funny yet sad at the same time.
Canes in general are for sissies and limitations are all in the mind. You are only as limited as you think you are.
I shattered my ankle in an auto accident a dozen years ago and afterwards was advised to get a cane similar to this. What a joke; you fall and have more injuries, like fractured ribs. The same with a walker. To heck with those!
A better alternative might be to lose weight to relieve pressure off of the joints when you walk and stop being such a pussy and just power through the pain for few minutes after putting on some Ben-Gay, two pairs of socks and a pair of Uggs. Worked for me:)
Even using a wheelchair would be a better alternative as they are great for distance if you have upper arm strength and an alarmist doctor that said you shouldn't walk for 6 months. Screw that; I went back to work in 6 weeks. Also, sometimes it attracts a hot guy with a lot of upper body strength to assist you if he has a Florence Nightingale syndrome:)
A tried and true alternative with stairs, instead of any hokey method the physical therapist will tell to do with a friend and a walker that might kill you both (b*tch please) is to crouch to the first step and butt scoot down each step to the bottom.
Just sayin...the cane is a waste of time and money.
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Ooooo.... That's clever. :P
and it's collapsable too!! :) awesome!
p.s. digging your blog header!
I can't believe I actually watched that video with all the happy cane users!
great post using real-world examples. Keep it up!
"Make it stop" Hahahaha!
Great, now i have the most awesome song in my head ever. HEAR I AM...ROCK YOU LIKE A HURRYCANE...
this is pretty dang funny.
Um...your new blog header and design, everything looks flipping RAD!!!!!! love it.
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