I relate to this sign/sentiment all too well! We are in the midst of art fair hell right now (or, as I refer to them "F'art Fairs" and/or glorified swap meets), and the stress factor is through the roof. UGH!!!!!
On a somewhat similar note, does anyone else chant PLEASE DON'T PICK UP, PLEASE DON'T PICK UP, PLEASE DON'T PICK UP nearly every time they place a phone call from work? UGH. I am such an avoider!!! Or at least I would LIKE to be!!!