Friday, March 1, 2013

Hold the Cream

This guy invented a machine to remove the cream from Oreos.



The most shocking thing about this video is that this guy says he has a GIRLFRIEND.

10 comments:

E said...

"I don't have a catch phrase for this, but I guess it could be like: let's get a cream out of there or this cream's no good, get it off the cookies."

BAM! Give this man a patent!

GFS said...

What the hell? Hell, pay me to take the damn frosting off the cookie! I'm looking for a new career anyway! And are we too lazy to take frosting off in 2012? Did he do a focus group and the majority said this invention was in demand???

Kathryn said...

Creepy...like I expect him to say "It rubs the Oreo filling on it's skin! It does what it is told!"

You know this guy lives in his Mom's basement; the only "girlfriend" he might have (other than the imaginary one or his "right" or "left") involved a purchase from an adult store and a bicycle pump.

Caroline said...

Wow... Such a shame to kill an Oreo like that!

cerebral e said...

It's like all those patients who come in Emergency with objects inserted rectally or urethrally...claiming that their girlfriends put them there...yet it's their mothers who bring them in.

Lorena said...

OMG- 4 years wasted - what a moron.

Elle Sees said...

bahahahaha! i love it. and now is the time where i beg for a drollgirl original piece of art.
ps 666 followers! ahhhh!

Emily said...

I'm digging the intense music in the background. But why the hell would anyone want to remove the cream from the Oreos? This man is committing crimes against nature!

May the force be with you.
Emily

Dancing Branflake said...

I have a lot I want to say about this, but I just noticed your number of followers is 666. Well timed post, my dear. Well timed.

Tom Tuttle from Tacoma said...

hilarious! i love it!