I received this email about my cousin Alan:
Did mom and dad tell you about Alan? Poor guy, there is always a story. He got his pinky finger caught in the fan of his flying machine while it was on. He and some friends looked for it and when they couldn’t find it they got their dogs to help with the search. His own dog found it and ate it!!!! How’s that for loyalty? Can you just picture it??? So that branch of the family is down two toes (Neil) and two fingers (Rocky & Alan).
AHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH!!!!! Yes, I am a horrible person because this made me laugh so hard!!!!