Wednesday, July 17, 2013

Cousin Alan

Bruce Nauman 15-pairs-of-hands



I received this email about my cousin Alan:

Did mom and dad tell you about Alan?  Poor guy, there is always a story.  He got his pinky finger caught in the fan of his flying machine while it was on.   He and some friends looked for it and when they couldn’t find it they got their dogs to help with the search.  His own dog found it and ate it!!!!  How’s that for loyalty?  Can you just picture it???  So that branch of the family is down two toes (Neil) and two fingers (Rocky & Alan).  

AHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH!!!!!  Yes, I am a horrible person because this made me laugh so hard!!!!






6 comments:

Regina said...

I am laughing too! That last sentence is hilarious!

Dancing Branflake said...

Agreed! That last sentence made me laugh out loud!

Lorena said...

You come from an evil clan....

L.R. said...

Hahah! If you want to see a lot of disturbing and oddly beautiful images (lots of missing fingers) check out the Deformutilation blog. You've been warned!

Jen Vallette said...

I have no words for this. Just... No...

cerebral e said...

Does this mean he had already lost 7 other fingers?