Wednesday, January 8, 2014

About Those Accommodations...

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Your boss informs you that you are required to lucky enough to go with him and a few co-workers on a week-long business trip. He lets you know that he has rented a house for the week, and that you will all be staying in said house.

Your reaction is:

a) How fun! I've always wanted to have a week-long adult sleep-over with my beloved boss and fan-fucking-tastic co-workers after working 10 hour days for seven days straight!  I can't wait to see my colleagues without makeup!  In their jammies!  With morning wood!  This will be great!!!! 
b) Hmmmmm.  I sense a possible orgy.  Better get some new lingerie.
c) Hell fucking no. I'd rather sleep in my car than share quarters with you freaks.

 

12 comments:

Tiffany Kadani said...

Bwahahaha! And I have a sense of what option you chose.

Kathy @ Vodka and Soda said...

WHAT?! i would rent another place that's for sure!! how weird!

kathy
Vodka and Soda

MD said...

Hell fucking no! I can't even handle carpooling to a meeting! Brush up that resume.

Jennifer Hyduk said...

As long as there's wine and more than one bathroom I'm down :)

Meghan said...

oh no! I would try to finagle myself a hotel room.
I once had to go on a week long business trip and my boss made reservations at cabins outside of the small town we were working in. We had to share two to a cabin (one bathroom) and it was horrible. We were stuck out there and since we had all driven there together, we couldn't go anywhere alone. It was absolutely terrible.
When traveling for work, you definitely need alone time in a hotel room ALONE!

Lorena said...

aaaa oooo iiii shit man, this sucks.

KaH said...

Hell No. No Way. Gross. Can you get mono or something before then? Sorry for you, but I can't wait to hear all about it.

GFS said...

Oh Hell no! I would not ever want that. Why would he think that was a good idea?

Eff that. I would be so damn pissed! I don't even want to stay in a house with my own sister for a week on a vacation....so hell no to my boss and co workers!

I'm screaming for you! I would Soooooooooooooooooooooooo pissed off!

Kristine said...

Your boss is obviously very dumb. Why would someone ever think this is a good idea?! Gross. I am so sorry!What a nightmare.

diane said...

I'd go on the business trip, but make other plans for where to stay. Business is business, but private is private. Your boss of all people should understand that and respect your choice.
Love the new header, btw.

Kathryn said...

I think it depends on how well you get along with the people you work with, while there are a few places #1 would apply, there are more places where "C" would be the resounding response.

Trissta said...

God, I'm staying in a house with 7 other people this weekend and it's rather small. I'm glad it's only 2 nights. Otherwise, I might be a little pissed. I have a hard enough time with accepting having a roommate, let along sharing a space with that many other people. I should be a hermit.

Much Love,
Trissta