Thursday, March 27, 2014

DING!



My sister heard this story about a friend of a friend named Billy. IT KILLS ME!  ENJOY!

Billy was the youngest sibling.  He had an older brother who would occasionally push him down to the ground, pin him down with his knees, and then tell him: “We’re gonna play typewriter”.  The older brother would then proceed to take his pointer fingers and type on Billy's chest as hard as he could, and after awhile he’d tell him: “Say ding”.  Billy would refuse, and the big brother would type harder on his chest, constantly saying: “Say DING!”  So Billy would eventually cave and he would say “ding” and then the big brother would take his right hand and slap him across the face, like how you used to return the carriage on a typewriter.

Ok this is is SO HORRIBLE, but I have to admit that it made me laugh!  Kids are the meanest people on Earth!





5 comments:

Lorena said...

This is awful, poor kid. Although I have to admit that Billy's brother was quite creative...

Tiffany Kadani said...

HAHAHA! Horrible yet morbidly funny. Kids are sooo mean!

Alisa said...

Ouch!

Kristine said...

The biggest mistake I ever made was when fighting with my sister was when she was sitting on me and had me pinned. I was so angry that I spit in her face and then had to watch, helpless and pinned, as she prepared a horrible mouthful of spit and I had nowhere to go. Not good planning on my part.

Caroline said...

Holy shit! Karma is gonna be a bitch for that guy! Hope a typewriter doesn't fall on his head!