My sister heard this story about a friend of a friend named Billy. IT KILLS ME! ENJOY!
Billy was the youngest sibling. He had an older brother who would occasionally push him down to the ground, pin him down with his knees, and then tell him: “We’re gonna play typewriter”. The older brother would then proceed to take his pointer fingers and type on Billy's chest as hard as he could, and after awhile he’d tell him: “Say ding”. Billy would refuse, and the big brother would type harder on his chest, constantly saying: “Say DING!” So Billy would eventually cave and he would say “ding” and then the big brother would take his right hand and slap him across the face, like how you used to return the carriage on a typewriter.
Ok this is is SO HORRIBLE, but I have to admit that it made me laugh! Kids are the meanest people on Earth!