Thursday, October 9, 2014

The Satanic Children's Big Book of Activities

This makes me laugh:

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The Satanic Children's BIG BOOK of Activitiesmes

The Satanic Children's BIG BOOK of Activitiesmes

The Satanic Children's BIG BOOK of Activitiesmes

The Satanic Children's BIG BOOK of Activitiesmes

The Satanic Children's BIG BOOK of Activitiesmes

The Satanic Children's BIG BOOK of Activitiesmes

The Satanic Children's BIG BOOK of Activitiesmes

The Satanic Children's BIG BOOK of Activitiesmes



The Satanic Temple to Distribute Educational Religious Materials in Florida Public Schools

In cooperation with The Freedom From Religion Foundation, and in accordance with School Board policy that allows religious material dissemination, The Satanic Temple announces they will distribute Satanic literature in Florida Public School district.

In response to a recent School Board decision in Orange County, Florida that allows for the dissemination of religious materials in public schools, The Satanic Temple has announced they will follow suit by providing Satanic materials to students during the new school year. Among the materials to be distributed are pamphlets related to the Temple’s tenets, philosophy and practice of Satanism, as well as information about the legal right to practice Satanism in school.

This effort came about when the Orange County school system allowed an evangelical Christian group to distribute Bibles while censoring atheist materials distributed by the Wisconsin-based Freedom From Religion Foundation (FFRF), a nonprofit that strives to uphold the principle of separation of state and church. In response, FFRF sued the Orange County School Board. Neither FFRF nor The Satanic Temple agree with the school board’s decision to allow the distribution of religious materials in schools; however, The Satanic Temple seeks to ensure that pluralism is respected whenever the Church/State division is breached.

The Satanic Temple’s spokesperson, Lucien Greaves, explains, “We would never seek to establish a precedent of disseminating our religious materials in public schools because we believe our constitutional values are better served by respecting a strong separation of Church and State. However, if a public school board is going to allow religious pamphlets and full Bibles to be distributed to students — as is the case in Orange County, Florida — we think the responsible thing to do is to ensure that these students are given access to a variety of differing religious opinions, as opposed to standing idly by while one religious voice dominates the discourse and delivers propaganda to youth.”

The Satanic Temple is best known for their ongoing efforts to erect a Satanic monument at the Oklahoma State Capitol where they seek to contrast an already-standing 10 Commandments monument. As with the distribution of religious material in Florida schools, the Temple is clear that it would not seek to erect a monument if it were not for the prior presence of a public religious homage.

“Even as we prefer public policies respecting secularism, we feel that opportunities — such as this — to establish an equal voice for contrasting religious opinions in the public square, tend to favor marginalized, lesser-known, and alternative religions,” Greaves explains. “I am quite certain that all of the children in these Florida schools are already aware of the Christian religion and it’s Bible, and this might be the first exposure these children have to the actual practice of Satanism. We think many students will be very curious to see what we offer.”

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special thanks to artnet for tipping me off on this story



4 comments:

Jen @ Road Trip Creative said...

Uhmmm....Well...Hmmmm...

Amber Tenoever said...

Words can't describe how much I love this.

Lorena said...

I find this scarily funny…

Trissta said...

Well, this just made my day. Seriously, though. That's pretty amazing and justifiable to all religions force fed into our school system. Power to them. Also, the only word I could unjumble was "justice". Ha.

Much Love,
Trissta