For some reason I find that men with crossed legs look odd. It might be sexist to say, but women with crossed legs look sexy. But men? Not so much. They tend to look spiny, spindly -- there are just so many angles and triangles, like human origami. It is kind of like they are unwittingly imitating the praying mantis. But maybe I am the only one that
has time for such thoughts feels this way.
I asked the boyfriend for his thoughts on men with crossed legs. He didn't have much to say except that only thin men cross their legs. HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH! But I have more questions that he couldn't/wouldn't really answer, as he isn't of the leg-crossing variety. Where does the junk go? Is it sloshed to the side? Below? Between?! Beyond? Half and half? Other? Does it hurt? Is it uncomfortable? Is re-situating necessary or do things naturally fall where they should? I am so confused and would like a diagram.